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HMB Cockatoo Tee
£16.50
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£16.50
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Some birds sing. Some birds talk. The cockatoo does both — loudly, at 6am, whether you asked for it or not.
This tee is for people who relate to that energy. Pure cotton, solid fit, prints that don't crack after three washes. Wear it to the bottle-o, a BBQ, or just around the house while the bird screams at nothing.
No ragrets.
100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 oz — substantial enough to hold its shape, not so heavy you'll melt in it. Classic unisex fit, reinforced neck and shoulders, no itchy labels. The print won't crack, peel, or fade into something unrecognisable after a few washes.
Sizes S–XL. If in doubt, size up.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |